| NAME | Louie Samora |
| ETHNIC HERITAGE | Mexikan |
| TIME & PLACE OF BIRTH | Indio, CA - Year of the Horse |
| CHILDHOOD HOMES | Indio, Redlands, Yucaipa, Travis AFB - CA |
| HIGH SCHOOL | Redlands, Yucaipa, Travis AFB - CA |
| CURRENT RESIDENCE | Montavilla |
| CURRENT JOB | Silk screen factory |
| BEST JOB EVER | Tombstone Music |
| WORST JOB EVER | Anything to do with Manpower |
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| HEY LOUIE - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE . . . |
| Food? | Mexican |
| Drink? | Beer |
| Drug? | Weed |
| Celebrity? | Richard Pryor |
| Celebrity death? | John Lennon |
| TV show? | The Simpsons |
| Movie? | Mars Attacks |
| Song? | Evil, by Howlin' Wolf |
| Chord? | G flat 7th |
| Musician? | Stevie Ray Vaughan |
| Author? | Confucius |
| Politician? | Bill Clinton |
| Athlete? | Magic Johnson |
| Team? | Oakland Raiders |
| Sport? | Football |
| Ideology? | Me first |
| Religion? | Same as above |
| Superstition? | Knock on wood |
| Lost cause? | Marriage |
| Hair-do? | Pomp |
| Color scheme? | Red & black |
| Fashion accessory? | Hanky |
| Weapon? | Knife |
| Crime? | PCS |
| Ride? | 1958 Impala |
| Animal? | Kitty |
| Human-animal hybrid? | Yeti |
| Type of foreplay? | Spitting |
| Position? | Standing |
| Phobia? | Baldness |
| Disease? | Mental |
| Way to die? | Not me, man |