| Food? |
Candy |
| Drink? |
Ouzo & Amaretto, separately. (See #1, above) |
| Drug? |
Insulin (See #1) |
| Celebrity? |
Britney Spears (See #1) |
| Celebrity death? |
Phil Hartman |
| TV show? |
SNL |
| Movie? |
Zapruder footage |
| Song? |
96 Tears, by ? and the Mysterians |
| Chord? |
I like F major, a lot, if you know what I mean |
| Musician? |
Dr. Dre. A gangster AND a gentleman. |
| Author? |
Raymond Chandler. Quantity AND quality. |
| Politician? |
Goldschmidt. Packwood. Ulysses S. Grant. I love Oregon. |
| Athlete? |
Ronald Biggs |
| Team? |
NY Yankees. This list needs a confirmed dynasty somewhere. |
| Sport? |
Rocknroll. A full-contact sport. |
| Ideology? |
Vibrant idealism |
| Religion? |
Lactating idealism |
| Superstition? |
Triskadekaphilia |
| Lost cause? |
Vacant idealism |
| Hair-do? |
Tousled. Full of nicotine. Like my fiancee's. |
| Color scheme? |
Pink, which goes nicely with the natural "black" fixation. |
| Fashion accessory? |
Scarf and bandana |
| Weapon? |
Steel-toed footwear |
| Crime? |
Treason |
| Ride? |
2 wheeler |
| Animal? |
In a life parade of cats and dogs, the dogs have been better. |
| Animal-human hybrid? |
Easy: "manimal". |
| Type of foreplay? |
Elliptical innuendos |
| Position? |
Suspended disbelief |
| Phobia? |
Intense quaestophobia |
| Disease? |
Sugar-suckin' tobacco-smokin' booze-guzzlin' |
| Way to die? |
Let me try a few things and get back to you. |
