NAME Heidi Hellbender
ETHNIC HERITAGE Norwegian, German, French, English, Irish, Scots-Irish, Czech, Jewish, Cherokee, African, Mongolian
TIME & PLACE OF BIRTH Grants Pass, OR - Year of the Sheep
CHILDHOOD HOMES Glendale, Florence, Roseburg
HIGH SCHOOL MLC
CURRENT RESIDENCE Northeast
CURRENT JOB Bartender
BEST JOB EVER Bartender
WORST JOB EVER Bartender















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HEY HEIDI - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE . . .
Food? Birthday cake
Drink? Stoli martini, up, not dry, not dirty. Or beer.
Drug? Love
Celebrity? Axl Rose. His weirdness is often overlooked.
Celebrity death? Axl Rose
TV show? The Flintstones - for the soundtrack
Movie? They Shoot Horses Don't They? A horror movie about dance contest!
Song? Can I change this out every other day?
Chord? C is the saddest chord. B flat is the sexiest.
Musician? Ray Charles
Author? Can I change this out every other day too?
Politician? Myself, behind the bar
Athlete? Ali
Team? The other team
Sport? Bar fighting. I referee 4 days a week.
Ideology? "Love conquers all"
Religion? D.I.Y.
Superstition? Never rehearse on the same day as the gig.
Lost cause? The metric system in the US
Hair-do? Dyed black
Color scheme? Black on black
Fashion accessory? Hair pin
Weapon? Hair pin
Crime? Stalking
Ride? Sten's car
Animal? Rhinoceros
Animal-human hybrid? Remember the movie, "SSSSSSSS"? Creepy . . .
Type of foreplay? Dirty e-mails. Heidihellbender@QOSJ.com. Ha ha. Kidding.
Position? I like to look into your eyes. Mirrors are encouraged.
Phobia? What's the word for "fear of teen-agers"?
Disease? You mean, which one would win in a fight? Probably cancer.
Way to die? Sten's car